Me: (as Luke is helping me unload the dishes) There’s a piece of banana on that bowl, let me wipe it off.

Luke: Why?

Me: Because there was part of a banana on the counter and you sat the bowl on it.

Luke: Why?

Me: Because Eli had a one for breakfast.

Luke: Why?

Me: Because he wanted one.

Luke: Why?

Me: Because he was hungry.

Luke: Why?

Me: ..Sigh..

Luke: Puts a clothes basket on his head and says, “Because, I’m a robot.”

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